"Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first four hours sharpening the axe." -- Abraham Lincoln

"Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first five and half hours doing something that has nothing do do with the tree at all and will eventually come to the realization that I don't have an axe or a chainsaw or anything that can cut a tree. Eventually I'll just give up and check my e-mail or something." -- Jim Doepken