So,

EITHER that's a somewhat awkward breakfast where a church, in an effort to reach out to its community, waters down the Christian faith by forming an unhealthy and unholy alliance between Jesus and Santa...faith and consumerism...Christianity and culture  (while most folks will fail to realize that it should be "somewhat awkward").

OR

Jesus is gonna kick some theological butt.

We'll see.

(HT Jesus Needs New PR)