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A very Yeti Christmas to you.

It's CUPCAKE TIME!

Why?

This one was sent by my mom.   Gotta' love the donkey hiding in back.  He's the only one who doesn't want his face seen.

Thanks, Mom.

This is BARELY a nativity.

Spiderman. Spiderman.  Does whatever a spider can....

How long to Christmas worship?

How long until the the potatoes done?

How much longer am I in time-out?

Let's check with the baby Jesus.

The NATIVITY TIMER!!

This is truly awful today. It's a "Day of the Dead" nativity. Hey, I'm all about celebrating Mexican culture. But, I find this disturbing, visually.

How about a nativity made out of beer labels?  Check this out.  Someone must have done a lot of research about beer names.

Complete with a RAINBOW.  Sure it's the wrong biblical story, but everyone LOVES rainbows.

ANOTHER EDIBLE NATIVITY!!!

??? Mermaids ???

This one is just odd. I really have no idea what's going on here. Are they in an egg? A spaceship? A 1960's modern art interpretation of a cave? And why are they smiling so big? I can understand why they're smiling...but that seems a little excessive.  Doesn't it?

(This was "scheduled" to post on 12/12 but somehow didn't.  Sorry for being a day late.)

Yes, it's apparently made out of butter.

Someone has far too much time on their hands.

And too much butter in the fridge.

Anyone else find this one a little frightening?  Apparently, it's macrame.

There are several Santa nativities out there.  But this one is the only one I could find with a nativity scene in Santa's beard. Beyond the mixed messages of Santa and Jesus, I'm just taken aback by the beard-art.

I've heard of "Shotgun Weddings."

I've heard of "Shotgun Homes."

I've heard of "Riding Shotgun."

I've never heard of a "Shotgun Nativity."

So, there's a first for everything. 

And, really, what says the coming of the Prince of Peace like a few dressed up shotgun shells.

Enjoy.

More dogs.

What is it with dogs and the nativity?

And this is one someone clearly spent some time on.

This looks better than several of the nativities in our home.

Where are they looking?  It's like there's a heavenly angel with a treat flying above them that has the attention of most of the characters.  Perhaps they're all doing cute head-tilting thing that dogs do.

Children having children.

Here we have a REALLY young Mary and a REALLY young Joseph with their sweet baby Jesus.  First off, I'm pretty sure that the designer of this one thought it was cute.   OK.  I get it.  Kids are cute.  And secondly, it could be that whenever this was made...let's hope about 50 years ago...there was a sense that kids got to be kids a little longer and this was more innocent. 

But, it's the further implications that bother me here.   I guess I don't like the idea of prepubescent kids bearing children of their own.

Fiber optic nativity?

Why?